Lessons to Take From the Kitchen
11/8/20
10/16/20
Radish Tips:
No, not the tips of Radishes. Tips about Radishes. [Silly!]
Do this: Leave a short length of the green stems on the Radishes when you serve. Why? Just like when you go to buy Carrots with the tops still on. Indication of freshness.
This in our kitchen goes back to a time having lunch in a Mid-East restaurant on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn. Complimentary dish of Radishes with their green stems left on. Never went back. [To cutting off the stems; not to the restaurant ... silly.]
9/21/20
Zucchini ... What to Do?
Zucchini ... What to Do?
The saying goes, you know who your friends are when you grow Zucchini. Like, if you know from experience, they are very prolific. Grow larger, and larger overnight. So, you give them away. Friends smile, politely. "Oh, joy! More Zucchini!"
Well, do this. Make a pickle.
Simple. Slice up a Zucchini, make a Vinegar brine, toss the slices in the boiling brine until softened, but still crisp.
Okay?
You have questions?
The main thing to pickle is the Zucchini itself. We usually add sliced Onion. Today we added slivers of sweet Red Bell Pepper.
The Brine: Listen ... it don't have to be 100% Vinegar. Unless you like it that way. Our time tested brine recipe specifies 1 part white Vinegar to 2 parts clean water [Spring or filtered; not from the tap.] Do it! Vinegar : Water, 1:2. You might like it 1:1. Somewhere between those two ratios will give you a nice pickle brine.
How Much Brine? Good question. Here's a waste not want not formula. Make enough raw sliced vegetables to fill the selected jar. Prepare maybe 20% more to account from shrinkage after the vegetables are blanched in the brine. Fill the jar to the top with the raw vegetables. Add water to fill. Drain water and measure. That's the amount of brine! Don't get nervous that there isn't enough brine. The vegetable shrink as they blanch. Keep stirring. You'll see.
Spices: Mustard seeds, Coriander seeds. Whole black Pepper seeds. A little Turmeric for color. Sweeten brine with Cane Sugar. We eschew Salt, but you may want to add some. Optionals: Chile de árbol and/or Jalapeno slices if you lika da heat.
Preparation: Bring the brine to a boil and add Zucchini slices [and whatever else you throw in there with it]. Bring back to a boil. This for Zucchini is enough to soften the slices, but still have them crispy. Transfer to a sterile jar, fill to the top with the brine, seal the lid. Let cool on the kitchen counter. Refrigerate. A day or so later ... Pickled Zucchini!
BTW: This recipe you can adapt for just about any vegetable you want to pickle. Just be sure to blanch the cut veggies in the boiling brine until the desired level of tenderness.
7/8/20
7/2/20
To Amuse, or Not Amuse ... the Bouche
If you watch television food shows you can't help but get the impression that it's a full on race to orgiastic gustatory nirvana. Amuse the bouche.
We're all for good tasting food. But, let's remember we eat food to sustain life. We don't live to eat. We eat to live.
Bottom line, let's find that balance again. Food should have food value. Nutritional value. And ... it should taste good, for sure. But too much of what we are eating just tastes good; but low on the nutritional side of the equation. Big on eye appeal, and innovative tastes.
5/23/20
Used to be that a cup of Coffee was a cup of Joe. Mama perked it up every morning in that trusty pot. Delicious. I love percolator made Coffee.
Later in my travels I found myself an Ad Biggie in the Big Apple assigned as an account executive on a major national Coffee brand. Part of the initial orientation was a day downtown at the Pan-American Coffee Bureau. Their big point was that the best cup of Coffee was made by the filter frip method. I got it. Not overcooked, retains all the subtle flavor elements.
At the time I remember putting this idea in front of my client counterpart, the Brand Manager. He may have conceded the point, but came back with the marketing reality that percolar sales were strong, and growing. In marketing you go where the action is. Unless, of course, you have a game changer product or service to offer. Coffee ... is a commodity. Not new. You compete on flavor claims. Or, some other hoked up point to make a difference from the competition. Like, "Makes other beans has-beans!"
I totally missed the larger point. We all did. It wasn't the percolator method, it was the appliance. A smart fellow not long after brought out Mr. Coffee. The rest is history. That was a game changer, for sure. And, a rather very obvious lesson in thinking outside the box.
As of late we've been seeing a whole new universe of Coffees and Coffee prep paraphernalia.
Drip seems to be the de de rigueur method among the Coffee cognoscenti. Then there's the question of grind.
It's universally accepted that grinding your beans just before brewing is the way to go. Unless you use the grounds right out a freshly opening can/box/bag.
Freshness is a whole nother subject. Seems those beans start to go south really fast. How to keep them fresh, it's still a mystery to us. Those beautiful bins and baskets and barrels of rich brown Coffee beans in the store, stay away. It's just a merchandising ploy. Flavor-wise, not so much.
There a two grind methods. The blade grinder. And, the burr grinder. The burr grinder is all about getting uniform particles. This is especially true if you're making Espresso. For that morning cup of Joe, it doesn't seem to make that much of a real difference. Read on.
Here we enter the philosophical question of the difference between a theoretical difference and a practical one. It's importance since the difference between the blade grinder and the burr method is a factor of at least six times the cost. At least. And, again, if you are going for Espresso, then you are getting into some pretty rare — make that cost — territory. That's where you definitely need a burr appliance. Unless you buy some packaged, or have it custom ground in store.
If you are wrasling with what to do to get that better cup of Coffee, check this video and get some sobering knowledge. Hint: the inexpensive blade grinder works just fine, thank you. [If, on the other hand, you want to impress; then burr, boy, burr.]
5/11/20
5/9/20
1.5 Cups Pure Water
4/7/20
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