Thumb in His Food
Breakfast at a cafe the waitress brings the man his coffee. She sets in on the table, but her thumb is right in the coffee. The man is concerned, but says nothing.
Then she brings his scrambled eggs; and, once again, now her thumb is in the eggs.
The man says, “Hey, what’s the deal? You served my coffee with your thumb right in it, and now your thumb is in my eggs?”
She replies, “Yes, sir, I know. I have arthritis in my thumb and the doctor said I should keep it someplace warm.”
He says, “Try this. Why don’t you put your thumb where the sun don’t shine!”
And, she, “I do, I do. But, only when I'm in the kitchen.”