It all started innocently enough. A fanciful heart design on the cap of your latte. How charming. Cafe Barista gets an extra kudo. Wondering who was the first to do that!?
But, now ... Yikes!
You name it. And, all in the comfort of your own home!
Your very own iLatte machine makes an image for you, just the way you want it. In whatever design you may fancy. And ... at home.
Choose from hundreds of standard designs, images, and slogans. There's even a plugin which enables you to make your own. If you have the latest Internet Interface Implant — Haven't you heard? With the I.I.I. all's you do is THINK IT and it gets uploaded to the Cloud to link with any number of devices. Aye yi yi,! Huh? Indeed. — your custom cappe is literally a blink away. On that Brave New World subject read the piece on Gatekeeper. Now rebranded as Internet Interface Implant.
Fully functioning stand alone units, or retrofit kits for selected conventional machines. Download the free app. Get you beans and cream on. Then go. Worldwide technical support.
Especially winning for when you have your hot date up for a night "cap" of — wink, wink — Coffee. All's you gotta do is send the right message.
When you two [or, three] lovers awaken [late ... or, is that latte] here's something that'll be sure to keep them comin' back for more.
iToast, it's called. Available factory direct and discounted bundled with your first iLatte purchase.