Pepperoni Paradigm Shift

Could we all take stock a minute and look at what we're doing? Pizza-wise.

Who in the hell says you HAVE to slice your pepperoni for your pizza into circles. PizzaTown USA in Elmwood Park, New Jersey — arguably the best pizza place in the whole wide world — 
slices theirs in thickish quarters. It gives a better bite and brings more flavor. In our humble opinion. 

If you are the sort that doesn't like pepperoni pizza (???), then never mind.