Introducing iPierogi™©®
From ... EMCO
iPierogi™©® is the much-awaited for app what for to be
ordering your Pierogi delivered in a jiffy directly to your domicile. And, mind
you, the Pierogi of your own desire. If it fits inside a small slab of plain
dough, iPierogi™©® from EMCO will get it done. And, done downright good and done. Polish
Babcha good.
Brought to you from that leading-edge innovator of all things useful and wonderful: EMCO.
A bit of historical perspective: It all started when she was a mere kid. Emma. Just your average kid. Mud pies. You know she was down for that.
You may know of EMCO from their hugely successful unique introductions. The Vulcomagic Kitchen Appliance.®™©, for one. It gives the middle finger to Sous-Vide, that slow as F way to cook a piece of meat, or what have you.
Vulcomagic Kitchen Appliance.®™© turns the heat up, way up. Hotter than an Itralian wood-fired brick oven. Read more on that right here. Talk about "fast food". Jet afterburner fast!
There's the iTOAST©. A fully integrated app+appliance for home use when you want to customize your breakfast toast to feature any image you may choose from a laundry list of options, or to customize to your own imagination synced to Google image search. Or, from whatever you come up with drawn on your smartphone screen right there in the comfort of your own home all snug in your flannel jammies and fleece slippers. iTOAST©. You probably have one. For the very few who don't, read this.
But, EMCO is not just in the food game.
No doubt you have looked up at the lovely magical full moon aglow in the dark starry night sky. And those messages plastered right across the face of the Moon. That would be LizarRockaMoonBeam®™© from our very own EMCO. Dig it.
So by now you should be certain that EMCO is the shizz. So, without any further adieu ... iPierogi™©®.
iPierogi™©® is an app for IOS and Android both for you to have the Pierogi of your desire, real fast, right at home. BTW the singular is "Pierog". But, who wants just one! Give me Pierogi!
The app is WiFi and data connected to a dedicated satellite array that links directly to the Pierogi Company division of EMCO with guaranteed Polish Babchas banging out the most authentically delicious Polish Pierogi ... ever!
Babcha's Little Helper [Apprentice]
The beauty of it is not just in how you get some piping hot — boiled and/or fried, your choice — right to your front door in the proverbial jiffy. You can have any kind you want. Mix and match from an extensive list of offerings on the app; or, make some up to your own desire.
In case you shouldn't miss it, also available is a soup prepared to a proprietary recipe. Be sure to try it.
But, you're not reading this for the soup. [It's really good though. Do order some. Goes good with just about any Pierogi.]
NOTE: While EMCO strives to offer a full plethora of choices, and custom options, they do not offer endangered species of either the flora or fauna domains. Exotic critters, sure. Aligator, Rattlesnake, Kudzu. But, not most kinds of lizards. Insectavora; you bet [NB read it here first ... Insects = Delicious, and Nutricious]. Try the Kudzu/Grasshopper speciality. Alligator/Kasha. Cherries and Capers. Bacon and ... just about anything else.
Here's how it all comes together ...
We're talkin' "Pierogi!"
With ... iPierogi™©®.
From ... EMCO
